Pipe Dream #33: To Repel Cows

The magazine-worthy wedding I went to was in a rural orchard. The setting was so picturesque. I can’t even do justice to it because I would fail with my feeble words.

In the words of the wedding photographer, “Everything is beautiful—it makes my job so easy.”


All along the road to the orchard there were these beautiful bluffs and fields. In one of them, I found cows. Being overwhelmed with an extremely Pw-esque urge, I hopped out of my car and snapped a few beastly shots. I couldn’t resist their cuteness.

It is possible that no one has ever photographed them before. I caught their attention. I was dressed up, after all. Ne’er ye mind that my hair was frazzled flat and my nose was greasy—I had mascara on my bottom lashes.

After they got to know me a bit, they ran. I can’t really blame them. I mean, what would you think if you had never seen a camera before? And all a sudden some girl is up in your grill with flashy lights and clicky noises. You would run too, make no mistake. Dude. I would run too.

I feel like there is some relationship metaphor here; I just can’t put my finger on it.


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