Pipe Dream #296: To Not Be A Basic White Girl – Greek Yogurt Pumpkin Pound Cake


My friend told me she went to Caribou to order a PSL, and they were like, “Sorry, I think we’re out of that…for the season.” What the what??

First of all, how? It was only the beginning of October. Poor, poor logistical PSL planning. Second of all, why would you say that? Like she will ever be coming back to the store until Peppermint White Chocolate Mochas come out in November. Bad, bad, customer loyalty strategy.

And don’t tell me you don’t enjoy the occasional Pumpkin Spice Latte because all the “basic white girls” are way too into them, and you are definitely not a basic white girl. You are.

Ok, so you’re not. But you do like them. I know you do. Here you go: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/17/pumpkin-spice-latte_n_5837930.html

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I can’t tell what this cake is. I know I titled this a “pound cake,” as did the original recipe creator (cake). And the recipe is, by all means, a finnickish cake method of whipping and folding (cake), rather than a simpler dump-and-stir quick bread. But where is all the butter typically found in pound cakes? It’s been replaced in large part by…greek yogurt. Protein cake masquerading as pound cake.

Another thing: all these pics are orange with a tinge of blue (bonus points for complementary colors wheel baking). Are you a hot or cold cake? Filled with warm spices or touched by a bit of freezer frost?

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I thought I was being, like, ultra-brill in using this salted caramel greek yogurt. I thought it would add interesting flavor. Turns out, it was average-brill. I couldn’t taste it, but I’m sure the full-fat yogurt did loads for the moistness of the cake. I’m sure you could try this with low-fat yogurt, but I’m guessing it would not be as good. It’s like switching skim milk for half and half in your coffee. Perfectly adequate, but just not as satisfying.

I’ll try and be ultra-brill/not basic next week.



One definitely ultra-brill thing that happened: slathering a warm slice of this bread with bourbon maple syrup like I was eating pancakes made of pound cake. Legit, if you ever try French-toasting pound cake (like this angel food cake I did once), please let me know about it.


Gone in sixty seconds,


Greek Yogurt Pumpkin Pound Cake

Adapted from I Wash…You Dry

1/2 cup butter

1 cup sugar

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

3 eggs

1/2 cup salted caramel Greek yogurt (full fat)

1/2 cup pumpkin puree

1 1/2 cups flour

1/2 tsp baking powder

1/8 tsp baking soda

1 tsp pumpkin pie spice

Remove the eggs, butter, and yogurt from the fridge and let sit at room temperature for about 30 minutes to take the chill off.

Grease and lightly flour an 8″x4″x2.5″ loaf pan. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.

Place the butter in the bowl of your stand mixer and beat for a minute on high speed. Gradually add the sugar and let it mix on medium-high speed for 10 minutes, scraping down the sides of the bowl occasionally.

Once the butter is light and fluffy, add the vanilla and beat for about 30 seconds. Add one egg at a time, beating for 1 minute between each egg.

In a separate bowl combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder and pumpkin pie spice, whisking to combine.

With the mixer on low speed, add one-third of the flour mixture, blending until just combined. Add one-half of the Greek yogurt, then one-half of the pumpkin puree, blending until just combined. Repeat the additions, ending with the final one-third of the flour mixture. Remember to scrap the sides of the bowl occasionally to make sure it’s being properly incorporated.

Blend until the mixture is smooth.

Pour batter into prepared cake pan and bake at 325 for 65-75 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.

Let cool in pan on wire rack for 10 minutes. Then remove the cake from the pan and let cool to room temperature. Once cake is completely cool, cover and let sit over night, wrap well and freeze or enjoy immediately.

Pipe Dream #295: To Produce Something from Nothing, Revisited – Whole Wheat Maple Pecan Cookies


Another angle on this whole “I’m too good at baking” problem (excuse my vanity, another issue):

I have an overabundance of ideas in my head for new recipes made with existing leftover ingredients.

In the case of these bored baking cookies, this was not too sad a problem, because my mind has been awhirl with the toasty flavors of fall lately, and I love it. The maple/pecan/whole wheat combo hearty and warm, and paired with a maple glaze? Well, I’ll be making these again sooner than later.


They are kind of the cookie version of these maple pecan cupcakes that stay impossibly moist and have a super authentic maple flavor. It’s because of the GRADE A GRADE B PURE WISCONSIN MN maple syrup. I don’t know what kind of syrup I used. I think it was from Trader Joe’s.


And speaking of maple syrup, I also have a tiny bottle of this in my cupboard right now. Tonic, how appropriate. I didn’t even know it was such a hot, trendy, hipster item until after I bought it. I couldn’t resist the idea of maple bourbon pancakes. I’ll let you know how that turns out.


Sayonara, sweethearts,


Whole Wheat Maple Pecan Cookies

An LH Original

3/4 cup whole wheat flour

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/4 teaspoon coarse salt

1/4 cup grapeseed oil (or other oil)

1/4 cup pure maple syrup

1 tablespoon flaxseed meal

1/4 cup white sugar

1/4 teaspoon maple extract

1 teaspoon molasses

2 ounces chopped pecans

Whisk together the syrup and oil in a medium bowl, then whisk in the flax seed until everything is well combined. Let this sit.

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F, and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

In another medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and salt. Whisk in the white sugar, maple extract and molasses into the syrup/oil mixture, then stir in the flour mixture until a dough forms. If the dough is super dry, you may need to add a tablespoon or two of milk. The dough should be thick. Stir in the pecans.

Drop by tablespoons onto the prepared baking sheet. Bake for maybe 4-5 minutes, remove the baking sheet from the oven, and flatten each cookie slightly by pressing with a fork. Return to the oven and bake for another few minutes until the cookies look just set.

Remove from the oven and let cool. If desired, glaze with a maple glaze. I melted a 1/2 tablespoon butter, stirred in maybe a quarter cup of powdered sugar, then added 1/4 teaspoon maple extract and milk (a teaspoon at a time, until the glaze reaches your desired consistency.

Pipe Dream #295: To Produce Something From Nothing – Espresso Bean Peanut Butter Banana Cookies


I recently articulated a problem that I have. A baking problem. Not too interesting to the public, maybe, but ah well. I mean, I could articulate all of my more scandalous  personal problems for you, but this is a baking blog, so you’ll have to elicit an answer to that question through another form of contact if you are interested.

P.S. Blogging is so one-sided. Well, this blog anyway. Other bloggers actually, like, try to inspire comments. Sorry guys, I don’t have a KitchenAid/bourbon/Fiji trip comments contest giveaway anytime soon. :] Anyway, I’ll just keep on about problems that you may or may not want to know about.


Here it is: I’ve gotten good at baking. Too good, I personally might say. I’m not saying this in like an ultra-proud-am-a-fancy-pastry-chef-amazing-zen-master kind of way either, but I have to be honest: I can make a cookie out of nothing. Like, I can literally have two items in my pantry and magically produce cookies. Cookies that are actually good. Like not these banana breakfast cookie things that everyone says you can eat for breakfast and pretend like you’re eating dessert, but honest to goodness chewy crispy underbaked overstuffed discs of wonderful.

And before you ask me why in heaven’s name this is a problem (doesn’t this solve every last minute party dessert/houseguest/midnight snack craving/budget problem in the world, Lauren?), I will tell you. I will interrupt your question with an answer. I am disregarding my “listening skills” goal right now. I just need to get this out.

Sometimes the kitchen calling should be ignored. Sometimes I don’t need to make cookies. Sometimes my time would be better spent chatting with a friend, washing my sheets or memorizing the lyrics to all the classic rock songs I missed as a kid so I can understand cultural references. Being able to make a cookie out of nothing means that I can indulge a bored baking habit whenever I want and miss these other things.


These banana cookies were totally bored baking. I had some overripe bananas and the end of a block of cream cheese to use up, and I was sick of staring at the chocolate-covered espresso beans in my cupboard for over a year, so I turned them into a cookie. I was, of course, fairly pleased with the result. Very cakey and thick and satisfyingly cookie-ish with a glass of milk. Plus the peanut butter cream cheese frosting. Ahem.

On the flipside, never mind the marshmallow-topped chocolate goodies on the side. Those were made of a combination of clear-out-this-pantry pudding mix and cocoa powder, and they rank among the worst cookies I’ve ever produced.

Still having pipe dreams,


Cakey Peanut Butter Banana Cookies

Adapted from How Sweet Eats

2 cups + 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/4 teaspoon salt

8 tablespoons of unsalted butter, melted and cooled

6 tablespoons of creamy peanut butter, melted and cooled

1 cup loosely packed brown sugar

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1 egg yolk, at room temperature

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1 1/2 ripe medium bananas, mashed

1 1/4 cups milk chocolate chips/white chocolate chips/chocolate covered coffee beans
Preheat oven to 325 degrees F and line a baking sheet with parchment.
Mix the flour, salt and baking soda in a bowl and set aside. In another large bowl, whisk together cooled peanut butter and butter with both sugars until combined. Whisk in egg yolk and vanilla extract until smooth. Add in the mashed banana and mix until combined. Gradually add in the dry ingredients, mixing with a large spoon until a dough forms, then stir in the chocolate chips.
Shape the dough into the size of a golfball (approximately) and place on a nonstick baking sheet about 2 inches apart from each other. Bake for 10-12 minutes, until the edges are golden and the middles are puffy and underbaked. Let cool.
I also frosted a few of these with a scaled down version of this cream cheese peanut butter frosting. DO THIS.

Favorite Shots: About That Time

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It’s about that time again.


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Actually, we are already married – K&B’s Engagement

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Hey heyyy, models. Hey heyyyyyyy, blog readers.

I’ve been procrastinating posting this engagement shoot because like, two weeks after I took them, the two subjects ran away and married each other. So what is the point of even trying to be current on relationship statuses on social media??

No point. But I’ll still post them, because would you just look at this beautiful, creative couple! What a blessing to be able to catch up on life and see you two interact. All the very best, K&B!


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Just a squirrel hoarding for winter

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Stockpiling the last of the color available to me before winter dawns. I feel like a squirrel hoarding the rainbow.




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Pipe Dream #294: To Surpass Intention – Fudgy Almond Joy Zucchini Brownies


Intention: To make “Almond Joy Zucchini Brownies”

Result: Made “Fudgy Molten Lava Almond Joy Zucchini Brownie Mudslide”



What should have been an underbaked fail recipe due to 1) underbaking impatience and 2) much extra moisture from the zucchini, was transformed into a great success by manipulating the recipe title and throwing in a bunch of funner words. It convinced my co-workers, at least.

Other scenarios where this strategy applies:

  • When you’re trying to argue a weak point and you just talk louder and use bigger words to win the debate (Success rate: Low)
  • When you need to flesh out a paper and you add in a bunch of BS fluff to hit a word count limit (Success rate: High)
  • When you’re in some super awkward social situation and you just keep talking because you want to stay cool (Success rate: Low)

Disclaimer: I do not endorse these strategies. They just happen to folks sometimes.


I would just make these with the intention of eating them out of the pan with a couple spoons (a far better intention than mine). Slicing the pan into neat squares is clearly not its destiny.

Intentionally yours,


Vegan Zucchini Brownies

Adapted from The Live-In Kitchen

1 1/2 cups granulated sugar

1/2 cup canola oil

1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour

1 cup whole wheat flour

1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder

2 cups finely shredded zucchini,  squeezed of excess moisture

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda

8 almond joy fun-size candies, broken up or chopped into large chunks

Preheat the oven to 350ºF. Coat a 8×8 baking dish with cooking spray.

Whisk the sugar, oil, and flour in a large bowl until the mixture resembles wet sand.  Add cocoa, zucchini, vanilla, salt, and baking soda. Mix until well combined.

Pour most of the batter into the prepared pan, then sprinkle with Almond Joy pieces, dolloping a few bits of extra batter on top. Bake for 45 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out with moist crumbs clinging. Don’t underbake.

Remove from the oven and let cool on a wire rack. Cut into squares and serve.

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